Douche of the Month

        

It pains me greatly to highlight someone in this column that graduated from the same high school as me... But in this case I would love to throw a lighted match in this hideous trollop’s hair and joyously watch her run around like Richard Pryor, only to have some kind hearted Samaritan attempt to douse her ignited cranium with Gasoline. Quite possibly the most self-righteous, sanctimonious twat on the planet Earth, inept “journalist” (it actually pains me to refer to her using that word) Andrea Peyser is the absolute worst example of NYC tabloid journalism. 

Please understand that when I use the term “absolute worst”, it’s only because she stands misshapen head and strap indented shoulders above her awful, narrow-minded NY Post confederates such as Steve Dunleavy, and Cindy Adams, not to mention their myopic contemporaries at the NY Daily News when it comes to tiny little things that reporters, journalists, and even columnists should posses, like objectivity, and responsibility. What makes Peyser such an affront to anyone who has ever reported the news with any integrity is that she uses her significant platform to irresponsibly bitch about things that should be left to clothesline banter between cackling hens like herself.

Here is one example that particularly pissed me off:

“DON IMUS is a toxic buffoon who has no business showing his craggy face, or airing his gutter voice, in polite company.”

and…

“Show me the passage in the Constitution that guarantees an old white man the right to slam blacks, Jews, homosexuals and women of all races and athletic abilities - for big money - and I'll show you the unused portion of your medication bottle.”

Amazingly, this talentless twat contradicts herself in the same sentence twice in the same article…Do you want to know the passage in the Constitution that guarantees the right of Don Imus to slam blacks, Jews, homosexuals, and women of all races you horse faced disaster? It’s called the first amendment, and by the way you indignant Ho (yes I called you a fucking Ho) …it’s also the same part of the Constitution that allows YOU the right to call him a toxic buffoon, and a craggy faced “white guy”. It boggles my mind that Andrea Peyser, who would scream like a crack baby should she ever be censored, uses her platform to take that right away from someone else. I guess it never occurred to her that no one is obligated to listen to any one particular radio station…that’s why radios have dials, stupid… And what she calls “slamming” is to a significant portion of the radio listening world, humor. Many people listened to Don Imus and thought he was funny…*THAT* is why he got such a huge contract in the first place.  I’m sorry that you don’t think Imus is funny…neither do I in fact, but if he should not have a platform to express himself over what YOU view to be offensive content, then neither should you, because the only thing more offensive than the inane drivel in your daily column, is your bi-line picture. Frankly I am having a difficult time imagining that any man could maintain an erection long enough for you to be able to bear children.

Oh how I hope that Peyser’s husband borrows Scott Peterson’s boat and takes her fishing…

        

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