Richard Woods showers golden accolades on the
well-deserving.


   
 
   

 

Douche of the Month

Do you wanna know the difference between Bill O’Reilly and the Hindenburg? One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a zeppelin.

This right-wing simpleton is the one person who can embarrass Fox News. He does for journalism what panty hose did for finger fucking. As a drum beater for traditional family values, and someone who denounces the moral decline of our society by blaming anything secular that he doesn’t have the brains to understand (which is to say almost everything) this skid mark on the underwear of humanity did what comes naturally to people who doth protest too much. He completely went against his own blathering act by having extra marital phone sex with his producer while his pregnant wife was at home. How typical is this? It seems the more noise an asshole like this makes, the more likely he is to embarrass himself….and who else does phone sex that badly? He sounded like he needs a helmet to eat a bowl of cereal. I’ve seen zit covered teens with more suave than this lummox.

Hey Bill, please tell us all which part of the Judeo/Christian doctrine that you are consistently beating us over the head with allows you to cheat on your pregnant wife, and go to sex shows in Thailand? An insult to the
entire hypocrite community, this boorish oaf couldn’t be more two faced if he had the lead in Jekyll and Hyde.

Here is yet another comically indignant rant Willy boy went on while criticizing voters in the City of San Francisco for not wanting military recruiters taking advantage of the young people in their high schools…

"If Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off-limits to you, except San Francisco."

It’s a good thing that this horrible human being is not important enough to be in a decision-making capacity. The next time he attends a sex show in Asia, I hope that black market slave traders kidnap him, and turn him into the feature event in that evening’s live snuff show extravaganza.

Make the world a better place Bill. Leave it.