As far as the lifestyle goes, April was a really slow month…but that’s not to say that we didn’t do a lot of other really idiotic stuff…. Jane & I will do anything for a laugh… Unfortunately, we find mainstream comedy like the drivel you are force fed on sitcoms about as funny as watching a documentary about shovels. So we seek out those rare comedians who actually have the ability make us laugh…

We went out to Governors Comedy Club on Long Island with some friends to see Comedian Nick DePaolo, who had a great talk show on Free FM in New York... Unfortunately, they changed formats, and he is back to just doing stand up…If you know anything about him, he is just slightly politically conservative, which is a nice way of saying that he’s a right wing lunatic…But Christ he is a funny bastard…and from what I could tell…a delightful human being…. I gave him a copy of my book to read, which I have yet to hear back from him about. No doubt he is trying to gather the right words so he can properly sum up my genius.

                                    If Nick didn't make it in stand-up, he'd                 Just a couple of goombas hanging out.                                     

                                       have a great career on the docks

                                              collecting money.

The following day we hit the Chiller Theater Convention in NJ, which turned out to be a major pisser… This is a combination of has-beens, and nerds gone wild. There were B movie and television actors, pro wrestlers, and other assorted psychopaths…not to mention vendors selling all kinds of horror movie related memorabilia…. Jane & me bought a really cool looking gargoyle…and if you were so inclined, you could spend a fortune on anything from DVD’s to magazines, to movie posters, to statuettes…and that’s just the beginning…. But the best part for us was that the bar was open, and we were able to pound a few beers, and watch the Rangers kick the shit out of the Atlanta Thrashers…We wish we knew what a great time we were going to have, we’d have made plans to stay longer…next time we’ll make a day of it.

                      We *had* to get a gargoyle.                  F-Troop's Corperal Agarn (Larry Storch) who is 184 years old...

                                                                                    actually he was really funny and talented in his day. Great Guy.                                                       

           The nerds in attendance love when stuff like this happens.                 Me and Billy West, of Ren and Stimpy fame...who is         

                                                                                                               an absolute lunatic. We hung out for a while and listened to
                                                                                                                     this psychopath just go off on different tangents.                     

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                                   It's a good thing they don't have any nooses                   The People at Evil brand Clothing were awesome.

         There is always a danger of Jane getting star struck          Heartbroken after being rejected by Mason Reese,   

             and dumping me for a stud like Mason Reese.                          Jane settled for Chris Jericho.      

                             Always get an Asian to take your picture.                                           Jane with hotel management.

                                                                                      The girls from Evil Brand were HAWT.

                  Jane with A.J. Pero from Twisted Sister. Great guy.                        She makes a great advertisement.