What makes Dick and Jane run?
Run Dick and Jane, run.
The best tailgate party we have ever been to was for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Tour at PNC Arts Center in NJ. Just like the show we went to a couple of months prior at Jones Beach...this was a friggin' blast. The O&A crowd are fucking psychopaths...we love hanging out with these lunatics. There isn't a group on Earth who we'd rather be doing something like this with...We ate, drank and partied all day, starting at about noon...and went in to see an awesome comedy show at night...although the line-up was very similar to the Jones Beach show.....Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal, Bob Saget, Louis CK, Otto & George, and our favorite comic on the planet...lil' Jimmy Norton....the biggest change was that we were finally going to get to see Lewis Black live. The hilarity was of epic proportions...and speaking of proportions....
The crowd gathers so we can caravan there together. In the A.M. ...before the debauchery.
We adore HTG Could I get any fucking fatter?
Pat from Moonachie and hot dogs. Jane with the sexy lil' RedRum ....and with our pal MotherShucker
Perfect Together.
The table O' condiments. 3 time felon chat room meeting
Jane did a cruise around the parking lot Me and the beautiful Nora, who has the cleanest QTie taking a rest
with Sonny Farelli. house on paltalk
It was so hot, Jane had to keep Me and my goomba.....Das Caveman Jane with the internet celebrity Flea.
wetting her hair. Fucking mental case...this guy is the best. I love this kid, and yet I want to strangle
him to death.
Jane was a tad smitten Just what you need on a 102 degree and humid as hell day.
Am I a lot of man...or what? Jane & Melinda....what a doll.
Bob Saget & Lewis Black Rich Vos and his midget hands Otto & George...this act will make
you have nightmares.
lil' Jimmy Norton...the best. Bob Kelly reviewing the new Jenny Craig diet plan.
Those are some funny motherfuckers on that stage.
Many of whom should have their cholesterol checked.
Jane & I hit the Lifestyles West Convention in Vegas. I got a gig as one of the breakout speakers there, and the turnout was awesome. Besides one French twat who I wanted to strangle, the audience was really really cool...and I got to sell a few books. I could get used to this traveling around the country and speaking for a living thing.The convention was a blast, as most of our posse made it out there... We *did* miss our best buddies Scott & June who were 3 months away from having their first baby...so like all good friends would...we constantly called to remind them of all the fun they were missing. It was a great week, but we wish they could have been there.
In the Mandalay Bay, heading to Tube top.....yup.
Rum Jungle for some gluttony.
Dr. Steve Mason...good pal. Great guy.
Doing my seminar thing.... The world People were dying to know if I would Action photo: me signing a book.
needs to know what a self-important be willing to fight Dr. Phil in a steel cage. Keeps you on the edge of your seat, huh?
ass I am ...of course I would
I should send this dress to the Smithsonian Not to be a mushy douche...but I am madly in love.
barely coherent No matter how hard I try...I just look like a dork
This was either a showgirl, or an Too serious...right? ... totally Vegas'ed out
Albino Apache.
Jane in her swim wear............................and me, her moronic husband.
see what I mean??
I don't think I will ever understand how this talentless twat makes a living.
The Venetian is amazing. Gee...at another bar...go figure.
Somewhere there is a fat chick at a buffet with an utter lack of restraint who will most certainy contemplate suicide. I hope
she succeeds.
Is this jumpsuit working or what? rough & tumble gear End of the night...heels had to come off.
Our favorite place to drink....ever...the Carnival Bar right next to Harrahs. Me & one of the guys from Wonderboogie
They picked the wrong girl to do an Insane bartenders....
unlimited shot with
Does this look a great place to get hammered or what?
We also hit the Star trek thing at the Vegas Hilton. OK...I am a geek...but I love this shit.
Jane with a Ferengie stripper Klingon chicks dig Jane Faggot.
Maybe we should rush home to play I *have* to get Jane into one of those I wanted to bang that blue chick
Dungeons and Dragons....ugh. Trekie uniforms. Nerd chicks are hot something awful.
Assholes on the Dr. Phil messageboards I am hateable. Think I could tuck my shirt in?
say that we can't possibly be a happy couple. It looks like Jane is standing next
Yeah...we are miserable together. to the bus boy.
She doesn't even have to try...........unless she has to compensate for an egomaniac with a 30" inseam.
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