What makes Dick and Jane run?
Run Dick and Jane, run.
Ah, the Holidays...This is probably the time of year when we drink the most, eat the most, spend the most, and basically set ourselves up for massive amounts of guilt & regret. Even though we are athiests, we love this stuff...this time of year is much less about the lifestyle for us than it is about just going to parties, and having stupid laughs with our friends...
...so we hit a really lame comic book convention in NYC...I have to admit I normally love this shit...
.. 
Jane in need of nerd repellant Alright, maybe this was a bad idea...
Dawn Marie from the WWE...very cool chick. Pontificating ass.
Smiling because we were leaving. Good Idea Tyra, you self absorbed, self important, not to
mention sensationally stupid twat. Stop talking.
So we blew out of the nerd-fest to hang with a bunch of our pals who we know through being Opie & Anthony fans...The night made a dramatic turnaround for the better...
This lummox fell asleep before 10 pm With my pals MJ (the mountain of a human being in the background)
& his little honey of a wife Heather. Love these two.
Brilliant & Beatutiful HappyTypingGirl Me & my goomba Lee-Mels Jane with my buddy Brian
Founder of peopleagainstcensorship.com Founder of Radiogoldfans.com Founder of ManLove.com
(just kidding)
Me & E-Rock, who loves the garlic butter sau How freaking adorable is Angelfck??
Motor skills were failing Jane & the ravishing BabyGirl, whose hand is not on Jane's
boob...note what side the thumb is on.
We also went to see a bunch of really funny comedians over the holidays....
...with Patrice O'Niel Front row, as usual
Our favorite comedy club, hands down.
Us with the hilarious Vinny Brand, and with my favorite fascist, Nick Dipaolo. We look like two made gambinos
... & with the Brutal, but funny as hell Jeffery Ross
OK...so we *did* manage to hit one lifestyles bash...Chemistry in brooklyn...Man these guys throw great parties...
Our buddy took this picture, much nicer camera. Had to take all our pics early. No cameras allowed.
BOOM. Heading home...had to drive...drank diet coke all night....see! Diet Coke!
Love the funky loft.
MJ & Heather hosted an X-mas poker night...I was out early, because I am an awful poker player...we had an awesome time.
Jane with the cuddly MJ Standing there...how exiting we are.
Cracking herself the fuck up shmuck Heather loves to break my balls.
We hit another party in midtown...
We can't talk about this one...hush hush...
And yet another Opie & Anthony Party in Midtown...we love hanging out with these lunatics.
Jane with the funny as hell Foundry Music Danny. We took two pictures with my buddy Chris.
I chose this one because he is a NJ Devils fan,
and he looks like a drunken buffoon. Win a
$20 bet with me, will ya Chris?
Razor Roman, CallMeQTie, and me Fat broads look at these two and cry. Deservedly so.
Cigars&Scotch, StevefromBayshore, & me. These are two really funny,
and really talented guys....this is one of my favorite pictures.
Jane with a very dapper Keith the Cop....and again with the lead singer from 2U Me with the cute as hell Simby
The great Fez Whatley Anthony doesn't hang with fatties. How pinchable are
Roman's cheeks?
The famous Stalker Patti Holding each other up Me & Lee.... Giants & Rangers baby!
Jane is a multi-functional friend HIEL STEVE!
....& the rest of the pics are from here & there...all taken at various venues...
Our annual pics of Jane around our obnoxious tree ...Time to retire this outfit.
FAIL!!!
These were taken in our house, at our annual Vanilla X-mas bash...
Basketballs?...almost. This guy is the guitar player for Herman's Hermits
...no shit, really. We met him in the airport...We
lead such amazing lives. Whats next? the bassist
from the Dave Clark Five?
Time to go on a fucking diet.
