We decided to pass on going to any lifestyles parties on New Years, because Jim Norton was doing a NYE show at the North Fork theater on Long Island, followed by a party at FH Rileys for any fans of the O&A show who wanted to attend... As it turned out, Opie, Anthony and lil Jimmy all showed up at Rileys, as did several of the other psychopaths who work for the show that we have become friendly with...So we went for an evening of laughs, booze and awesome food since we were heading to Jamaica in a few days anyway...it wasn't like we weren't going to get our fill of naughtiness...

                    Before the show ...still 2007                      Walk softly, and carry                Me & the infamous No Filter Paul

                                                                                       some big T***

             Jane and our great buddy, The                   Jane is holding my hand so I dont                   ...and With a very Oliver Hardy looking

          Hilarious Steve from Bayshore                               wander into traffic                                                Razor Roman

   Pat from Moonachie fucking rules...              We *HIGHLY* reccomend this place              Nobody puts Janey in the corner

So we made ur annual trip to Hedonism in Jamaica...where we played shuffleboard and canasta...and got some great night's sleep. Most of the week is a blur, but then again, so is the last 3 years...but I heard we had a great time.

            T-shirt night....these are a few below the head shots of a few of our pals...Christ we have some awesome friends...

                      HA!...I love this shirt.......                        Yes, it says "Husband Beater"...and it's                    Stewie is a God

                                                                                             none of your damn business...

         Do you know what a pain in the ass          I love the candid shots...                           I still don't understand how any woman can

           it was to find a hat that matched                                                                                            resist all of this man

                    her suit perfectly?

               Jane sporting various erection inducing party outfits... and me looking like George Hamiltons bastard love child

          Dear residents of Rock Ridge....      Appleton Rum...awesome          I am built like "Dorf on Golf"...Jesus are my legs short

                                 Dope                                       I don't know what strains more...Jane's         All you can eat lobster tails...which in

                                                                                 bikini top, or the waistline on my pants         my case, was a considerable amount

                            Virginal white.                We were actually napping when            This chick found Jane's "other" spot

                                                                     our pain in the ass friends

                                                                    woke us up for this picture.

                      Caught in the act                        Met this great couple from Germany... Really really           I think the heels were

                                                                       nice people. They barely spoke english, and we still             finally getting to her.

                                                                                  managed to laugh our balls off.

            On our way home...One last Meyers topped Pina Colada                How fucking awesome is this view?

We finished the month of January off by going to see comedian Bob Kelly...who is most famous for being on Dane Cook's "Tourgasm". Bawby K did the best thing I have ever seen a comedian do on stage...there were these three guido assholes who wouldn't shut the fuck up, and the rotund comic lambasted them and called them out. They backed down like pussies...it was awesome.

                                                      Our table of miscriants                                   Jane really works the spots                  

                                                        Us & Bobby Kelly....I totally had his back.