See Dick run. See Jane run. See Spot run.
What makes Dick and Jane run?
Run Dick and Jane, run.
 

Did you ever watch an old horse take a bullet in its skull so it could be put out of its misery? Well, apparently, that is what they are going to do with the Stardust Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas sometime soon. Unfortunately, the Stardump   was the site for this year’s annual lifestyles convention. This horse should have been put out of its misery a loooong time ago.

Don’t get me wrong; it was still a pretty good time, I mean when it all boils down we were with some of our closest friends partying in Las Vegas. Not to mention there were about 2000 swingers filling that poor excuse for a hotel, most of them ranging from hot, to really really fucking hot. The pool during the day was awesome… there is nothing like a pool full of barely covered hotties, with a couple of open bars and great music blaring…  and the theme parties at night were off the hook. This was a solid week of partying, shopping, dancing, drinking, and fornication.

The organizers of the convention did a pretty good job of arranging everything, less the choice of hotel…the theme nights were well thought out so that the costumes could be really sexy. We still managed to get a few shows in, and to hit the strip a few times during the week At least we got our souvenir shot glass before they blow this shit hole up.

 

But this chapter in the Dick and Jane chronicles is better told in pictures…
 
          We'll always have Paris...
    
Us at the “White” party. Spaghetti was just out
of the question.
                                                  

-The most played out theme in the lifestyle is “Pirates”. We have to keep coming up with stupid new outfits.

Do you know difficult it is for Jane to shop for bikinis?


  

           
               Boy was this a good night


-Here we are at the Venetian, my personal favorite hotel

in Vegas.

  
-If anything could get some grizzled old codger to look up from his slot machine, this is it.

 

-Here we are with our great friends R&J on our way to see Danny Gans, who is really overrated…
 

-Doesn’t Jane look a little disarming in Virginal white?
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-Oh, this old thing? … just pulled it off the rack.

         

                             

            -Here we are heading up to our room after                    -Just hanging out by Treasure Island.              hanging out at the pool. Do I look like a                        Maybe we should have come here on                  touristy douche or what?                                                    “Pirate night” like total losers.                                                                                                 
     

      

-    Jane at the Carnival Court Bar outside of Harrah’s after
getting doused with a super-soaker by the bartenders.


 

-…and with her new bartender pal. Luckily she didn’t hold a grudge, maybe he thought he had a chance of copping a feel.
 

The light show on Freemont St. I guess the best way to watch this would to be absolutely stoned.

                             
-Even here her clients call. It’s amazing how she can                        Me and My Buddy by the world's
    turn on the ‘business’ switch.                                                             2nd largest Hawaiian Shirt. 


 
 - Us at the Rio on our way to see Penn & Teller…who R-O-C-K.


 

 

 Jane having a seizure…luckily she was  
       wearing her helmet.

 -Here we are on “Glow” night. You may have seen Jane’s outfit before, but the people at the convention didn’t.

 

    
-New for this holiday season..finally a power tool the wife can enjoy.

         
Here we are with one of my favorite people on the face of this or any other planet. Penn Jillette


 

-Us with our bestest buddies, R&J again, who are ridiculously hot. Just went to Freemont Street to have dinner and hang out.