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What makes Dick and Jane run?
Run Dick and Jane, run.
 
 

Every year Jane and I attend the Gentleman Club Owner’s Expo, and Exotic Dancer fan Fair in Las Vegas. But since we had recently done a lot of traveling, we decided to not go this year. I mean… we had been to Palm Springs, Chicago, Miami, Ft Lauderdale, and Vegas for the lifestyles convention already this summer, and we figured that we should just relax for a while. But when circumstances allowed us the opportunity to go, and we realized that we were being stupid, we came to our senses and decided to book an impromptu trip.

We have many friends in the adult entertainment industry, and in the past we had covered the expo for SCORE magazine. We were getting a ton of grief from some of our friends who we always hang out with at this event for not going, but when we changed our plans at the last minute, we decided to surprise our little honey and one of Jane’s best buddies, Crystal Gunns, and just show up at the club she was performing at. Besides being unbelievably gorgeous, Crystal is one of the most amazing performers we have ever seen in the business…and Jane sauntered up to the stage to tip her. When she spotted Jane standing there with a dollar in her hand she absolutely “lost” it, and the annual week of stripper craziness was underway.

My Webmaster and great friend, Cubeman was there, along with another dear pal, Chelsea Charms (I know, these Exotic dancers have really ridiculous names, but what the hell, if their stage name was Martha Finkel, would anyone pay to see them strip?), as was another good buddy, Score photographer T…Crystal introduced us to her other great friend, Cindy Cupps…and we basically had a week of drunken debauchery, and stupid laughs.

As with the past few chapters in our summer of 2006…I’ll let the pictures tell the story…
Us at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair.  


         
            Jane and her buddy, Chelsea Charms

                  Their Shirts Say it All

 

 

   Trying to blend in.

 
     
     Crystal Gunns, Chelsea and Jane with Las Vegas's finest.


                                                
  
Sometimes it is good to be named Richard.
 

 


  

           
               Land HO!



Jane & Chelsea with a couple of civilians.



  
Echo Valley, Crystal, Jane, Chelsea and Cindy Cupps



 
Cindy doing her best to make me look good.

 

Jane in the wave pool at Manadaly making ripples..


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Jane and her best friend sexy Crystal.
  

         

                                                            

                        Why Jane wears white to go eat is                                 I am always up for a photo opp.
                                      a mystery to me.                                                          
 

     

                      

             A night of drunken debauchery in the  Mandalay Bay Lounge.


 

Jane and Chelsea with the breathtaking Exotica. Photographers tend to follow these girls around.

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This ain't your Daddy's tractor.

   


                             
                Jane &  Kayla Kupcakes...                                          Looks like they stopped to ask directions at an
           Don't the names just crack you up?                                                               Indian restuarant


 
 -Me and our good buddy SCORE photographer T


 

       US with the legend Ron Jeremy.

          Me & Jane at Hogs 'n Hieffers


                  Those polka dots are really working.
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Me and my favorite human, Cubeman.

                              
 Here we are with the Godfather from the WWE.               In the back of a limo with Crystal, Chelsea and Jane
This is one seriously big dude.                                                                My life doesn't suck.               

 
                                     
 

After 6 weeks of partying...we were about done.