Douche of the Month

         How can a lowlife criminal aid and abed known child molesters, withhold evidence from the
police, continually lie about it, and STILL never even be considered to do any jail time?          

         Easy…just become a Cardinal in the Catholic Church.

       Meet Cardinal Roger Mahoney of the Los Angeles Archdiocese, a feckless scumbag who hides behind his religious cloth, and who deserves to be getting ass raped on a daily basis in prison.  For over 20 years---that’s TWENTY--- this horrible human being knew that priests under his watch were sexually molesting children, some as young as 9 months…and did NOTHING about it. Well, that is unless you consider moving them to a new parish filled with fresh young prospects to diddle is actually doing something.

 

         In a record setting settlement, $660 million dollars was awarded to 508 claimants…(which is a nice way to describe people who were sexually assaulted in their youth by Mahoney’s band of white collared predators).  In fact, the cowardly Cardinal has a history of making monetary payoffs, only never this large. Why would The Church offer such a huge settlement? Justice? Hardly…they wanted to keep Mahoney off the stand in court. Under oath, Mahoney would be forced to tell the truth, and admit that he had prior knowledge of widespread sexual abuse by priests in his archdiocese. He would then have to admit that he protected criminals at the expense of children. What a slug…and all the while he and these child molesters are pretending to be “Men of God”. If it weren’t so tragic, it would be laughable.

         By allowing this to occur over and over again, Cardinal Mahoney is as guilty as the sick twisted pedophiles he was covering for. How many lives were destroyed because this creep didn’t want any bad press? How many people were robbed of their youth by a motherfucker who could simply afford a $660 million dollar payoff? In fact, to put Cardinal Mahoney’s hypocrisy in perspective…this lying lowlife actually went to the Vatican and voted for the “No Tolerance” policy concerning child molestation within the church, and then promptly allowed the actions he voted against to continue.

         I’m sorry, is it me, or does it raise a red flag with anyone else that a CHURCH even has to implement such a policy in the first place?!?!?!? … Let alone allow someone like Mahoney to rise to the position of Cardinal so he can cover up sex crimes. This is all so fucked up it’s infuriating to anybody who has the slightest ability to tell right from wrong, but what makes it even moreso is that had this piece of shit Cardinal had a modicum of decency, he could have saved so many people from pain and suffering. I’ve seen 3-time felons with a better grip on morality.

 

         This is one of those instances where I really hope I am wrong, and there actually is a God…because if there is, I have no doubt that Cardinal Mahoney will spend eternity having some middle-aged, whiskey breathed, razor -stubbled creep come into his room every night and force feed his veiny, semi erect hog into the good Cardinal’s mouth…and threaten him with horrible things should he ever tell a soul.

 

            

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