Jane & me went to the Fangoria Convention...which was O.K. ...It was kind of small, and it wasn't that packed... In fact,

        it was really boring. Did I say it was OK?...basically it sucked. But we did manage to entertain ourselves for an afternoon

        Which the various psychopaths that attend stuff like this.

                     This broad was carrying around a dead baby.                  Zombie chicks dig Jane.

                      Sorry, I thought that was fucking hilarious.                

   This guy made the afternoon worthwhile for us...his name is Rob, and he has directed a film called "iMurders", which looks

                    really cool. He's become a buddy of ours, and as it turns out, we hang out at the same bar.

       Here is his Myspace: Check him out, and go see the freaking movie when it comes out.

             We forgot this chicks name, but she is an actress,                  Thankfully for us normal guys,

                not to mention that she is fucking gorgeous.                            this flamer plays for the

                         ...and her rack is just insane.                                                other team.

 If you ever need a shrunken head, this is the place to go.                       We look like folk singers.

    Jane with "Virgil" from the WWF...he suggested          Not only is this guy a fellow writer, but he also has

           that she would have a great career as a                  the bad judgement to wear awful shorts. Do we

         Las Vegas escort. I wonder if that line ever                            look ridiculous or what?

                             worked for him.

    There was a fireworks display here in suburbia... I would have rather ingested antifreeze than sat there and watched my

         entire neighborhood go "OOOOOOH"...and "AAAAAAAAAH".

    Yes, those are strawberries. I don't know why                   Utterly unenthused. I figured if I wore my sunglasses

         we took this picture. Maybe they were                              at nightthat no one could tell that I was napping.

                      "special" strawberries.

    This is Jane's "You're right honey, this was a                       oooooooh                                             aaaaaaaah

                      lame idea" look.

      We went to the Jones Beach Theater to see the Opie and Anthony traveling virus tour, which is comprised of a

            bunch of really awesome comedians, and a fan base that requires armed supervision. We got there really

                   early and started BBQing with our best friends Scott & June. It doesn't get any funnier than this.

                      The day before...just had this picture laying around.         Parking lot still empty. It didn't stay that

                                                                   way for long.

           Louis CK from the HBO show                    Patrice O'Neil                                       Rich Vos

                        "Lucky Louie"

                                                 O&A take a ride around the parking lot to greet their fans.

                                I don't have many talents...BBQing is one of them though...Jane however, has many talents.

      Jane showing just one of her many talents...speaking of which, the hired strippers for the evening had some talent of  their own.                  

             Jane with a bunch of potential inmates,                     Drunken assholes.                K-rock can afford a pick-up truck.

                Otherwise known as O&A fans.                                                                         Yep, O&A have hit the big time.

                                 Jane was quite a popular gal that night.            O&A fans should really avoid fire, and heavy machinery.

                          Stephen Lynch                             Club Soda Kenny should never                     Bobby Kelly

                                                                                         wear shorts. Ever.

                         Jane always finds the studliest guys                                   This picture really makes you wonder what Jane

                                                                                                                           was thinking 11 years ago.

                          I just thought it would be amusing to put the picture of the stripper between Patrice and Jimmy...

           The crowd was seriously impressive.                              Opie and Anthony....the best there is.

         Rich Vos was so fucking funny at the Virus Tour, that we went to see him the next week at our favorite comedy club,

             The Stress Factory. We really lucked out, because his wife, comedian Bonnie Mcfarane (who is hysterical)

                   was also performing there that night...which was amazing considering she was really really really pregnant.

                           They have since had an adorable baby girl. I should be shot for having typed that.                          

             We stopped to take pics after the show...Bonnies eyes are closed in my picture, because I actually made her

                 laugh, so even though she would be pissed at me, I had to throw it in here. We love these two.                                 

          Here we are at our table in the front row, about to get abused by Rich & Bonnie

     Amazingly I did a television interview on Manhattan Cable. The venue was at a place called "Sexy Spirits", who

           for some reason thought I might be somewhat interesting, if not amusing, in an orphanage in flames kind

               of way. It went really well actually, and I was my typical, pretentious, ego-manic self.

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