Richard Woods showers golden accolades on the well-deserving.

Dr. Wayne Dyer

This guy is so absolutely hilarious he should have been a comedian….instead of an asshole. Of course, this blundering oaf
doesn’t realize just how damned funny he is.

You gotta love a guy who sells inspiration on info-mercials. Amazing how he seems to know what God expects of you, and how you can achieve great things if you follow his doctrine, and give him a significant portion of your money. Taking advantage of the spiritually susceptible, Dr. Wayne thinks nothing of making a hefty profit from desperate and vulnerable people who are in “Dyer” need of a nice tall frosty mug of “get a life” juice. Lowlifes like this are like drug dealers in your local schoolyard, only they cater to a different addiction.
 

As a master of misdirection, this double talking dolt plays a wonderful shell game. Guess which walnut God is hiding under? He’ll trot out a survivor of the Rwandan holocaust, who he gives God credit for saving… to tug on your heartstrings


But hey shithead! What about the other couple of hundred thousand who weren’t so fortunate? Do you want to blame God for their horrible demise? Naw…that doesn’t sell books or inspirational seminars. In the meantime, you keep strategically dropping “G” bombs on those who will fall for your drivel. What an opportunistic creep.

 

I’ll play the banjo wearing a polka dotted tie at this jerk-offs funeral, which can’t come soon enough.