Franklin Graham

"There´s been Satanic worship in New Orleans. There’s been sexual perversion. God is going to use that storm to bring a revival. God has a plan. God has a purpose."

Boy, did the father do a lousy job of teaching his evil spawn what to say to the press. What a blathering fool. I have seen mafia related Union delegates with a better handle on public perception. Way to go Franklin, you sanctimonious ass. Jesus would be proud.

So the big fella is punishing the poor, mostly black folks down there huh? Amazingly the center of New Orleans debauchery, Bourbon Street remained relatively intact. In fact, they are rockin’ and rolling down there as you sit in your mansion thinking of ways to divide people. God must be either racist, or he has terrible aim.

I guess the invisible omnipotent all-powerful force of creation hasn’t noticed a little town called Las Vegas, huh?

 Just like you haven’t noticed this passage in the bible: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.Matthew 19:24. 

By your reasoning, maybe God is punishing your Dad for being evil by giving him Parkinson’s.

“The God of Islam is not the same God of the Christian or the Judeo-Christian faith. It is a different God, and I believe a very evil and a very wicked religion.”

Great quote there shit-for-brains. Did you ever hear the bit about “Blessed be the peacemakers”?  But I am sure that if Jesus were alive, he would have said the same thing. Franklin, if there is a God up there watching, he undoubtedly thinks you are an asshole.