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Douche of the Month
“It is time for the world to boldly sound the clarion call of a new generation:
-Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.
Great Idea Shmuley…let’s start with you then, you intolerant putz.
Wow. Wanna talk about a fun vacuum? This guy is to sexual recreation what Hitler was to Poland. Yet another kvetching ass who uses religion to ignorantly attach morality to sexuality, and cram his own twisted ethics down other people’s throats, Rabbi Boteach thinks he knows not just what’s best for him…but for you too. Railing against any sexually empowered woman who dares show some skin, this sexual bigot denounces anything that falls outside of his own warped, narrow minded ideals…like the thought of a woman actually having wants, needs and desires that don’t coincide with his astigmatic presumptions. Women dressing sexy? What Chutzpah! You can almost see their bristen! I’m all fermisht! They look like Nafkehs! If you want to see what I mean, read this: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/132/story_13259_1.html Rabbi Bodouche’s idea of how men and women should exist in a marriage.
Often referred to as “The Jewish Dr. Phil”, (Great, now there is a Hebrew version of that douche bag) never has it occurred to him that HIS methods aren’t for everyone…No wonder they make the comparison to that shmuck. Shmules here is no different from any other self-agendizing “moralist” scumbag who preys on people’s emotions to further their own cause, if not their own financial gain. Sure there are many lonely, unhappily married people out there…for a variety of reasons. But this flaccid ferblunjit seems to blame it all on the evils of sex and sexuality. Oy Gevalt Shmuley, has it ever occurred to you that there might be some people out there who have more active libidos than you do? Perhaps contemporary marriage is at least partially in such a sorry state because of sexual repression, and because of religious bigots like you who make people guilty for their natural inclinations? Nah… according to him, any woman who shows cleavage in public is contributing to her own degradation... Personally, I think the role that HE assigns women is degrading.
“What I don't understand about sex is the fundamental contradiction it poses to love.”
Is it me, or does anyone else get major douche chills whenever Shmuley talks about sex? The mere thought of this creep engaging in marital conjugation makes me dry heave. Let me break the bad news to you Mr. Boteach, your idea of good sex and the rest of the world’s is probably a lot different. Oh, and BTW… great job advising Michael Jackson.
Tolerance? Ha!…You’re a laugh a minute Rabbi. You should have been a comedian…instead of a plyoot. But as long as people’s guilt is able to overpower their libido, you’ll make a fortune. You’re a tsutcheppenish on the tuchess of humanity. Every breath you take is a goddamn shanda.
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