What motivates certain people to be such assholes?

It really fucking annoys me when fat losers have to take their misery out on the rest of the world…or when some jerks are so goddamn self-righteous that they feel that they have an ordained mission to tell other’s what to eat, where to go, how to act, what to think…and in what seems to be the new trend…. how to dress.

Southwest Airlines recently had TWO such ridiculous episodes where sanctimonious employees took it upon themselves to become the bastions of morality and impose their own dress code on paying customers. Now understand that this is not an attack on Southwest Airlines…I am going to give them a pass on this. Gary Kelly SWA’s CEO did in fact apologize, which is good enough for me.  This is about the mindset that a couple of douche bag flight attendants have that makes them think that it’s OK to treat people like shit because THEY don’t approve of someone’s attire.

Airline spokesman Chris Mainz issued the following statement:

“We don’t have a dress code. We rely on our employees to use common sense, good judgment, and good taste. Its so rare for us to have to address a customer’s clothing issue.”

No offense Mr. Mainz, but the “customer” didn’t have a fucking clothing issue…you’re little asshole employees did. How exactly does this show any common sense? What could make an outfit so offensive that SWA employees felt compelled to take issue with two different women? Were their nipples showing? Was their cooch hanging out? Did they have profanity written on their clothing? No…the best excuse for bullying paying customers these asshole flight attendants could come up with was say that they were dressed “too sexy”.

Known only as flight attendant “Keith” (because the little pussy doesn’t have the balls to answer for his actions) this puerile Sissy Mary took offense at THIS outfit worn by the very attractive Kyla Ebbert. What’s the matter Keith, does she look better in a skirt than you do? I see more revealing outfits than this every day. As a matter of fact, I see more revealing outfits on in-flight movies that Southwest Airlines no doubt shows to their customers. Apparently this outfit was OK to walk the streets, through the airport, wear on the return flight, and even on national television…but this self-righteous vagina decided that HE was gong to impose his own version of morality and publicly embarrass Ms. Ebbert and remove her from the flight. Although she was allowed to get back on the plane after “covering up” sufficiently to meet Keith’s approval, she was needlessly humiliated.

I hope Keith the flight attendant gets unfairly judged because of his appearance, and a few skinheads who don’t like the way he looks leave him bleeding in an alley.

Oh…but this gets even better…Not to be outdone by a co-workers indignation, yet another cowardly Southwest Airlines flight attendant whose name or picture isn’t available (it figures) took offense at THIS outfit worn by yet another attractive young woman named Setara Qassim. They took offense at a fucking Halter Dress…are you freaking kidding me!?!?!?  I have seen women wear outfits like this to church…This is the United States of America, not Saudi Arabia…SWA made this young woman cover up with a blanket like she was walking the streets of Riyadh.

Make no mistake here…both of these incidents are pathetic examples of petty jealousy. The offenders here are not the women who took the time to look terrific, and who had the pride to present themselves to the world as attractive and sexy. The assholes here are the acrimonious flight attendants who are taking their misery out on who they perceive to be the problem…women who make an effort to look good. I see crap like this every day…some orgasm-less fatso or a frustrated loser blaming others for their own disastrous lives. By demonizing cleavage under the guise of morality, they can take revenge on women who have the audacity to give a shit what they look like when they leave the house in the morning, rather than pull the stick out of their collective asses and make an effort themselves.

Fake morality is nauseating, especially when it is as transparent as this. I hope that Southwest Airlines fires these two assholes, simply because they treated paying customers like shit. But even more than that, it is my sincere wish for these two sanctimonious cretins to experience all of the painful humiliation they caused these two great looking women, because unlike them, they deserve it… and while we’re dispensing justice, let’s throw in a bat across the kneecaps.