It’s the end of the world…I am convinced.

I am sitting here trying to figure out when this all happened…when this country actually turned the corner and accepted political correctness as its main course of action… When did we start being afraid of everything?… When did we start whispering to one another in the shadows while decisions that did not serve the common good, or common sense, were made on our behalf?…

When did we become such a nation of pussies?

This past week yet another Elementary School, this time in Colorado has banned the game of “Tag” from its playground. Yes…you read right…Tag.

Fearing that the trauma induced on America’s youth from being “IT” will have a lasting negative effect on kids and create social repercussions, some politically correct, gutless asshole decided that they were going to break new ground and ban a childhood game that has been around for years from school playgrounds. But here is the scary part…enough school principles thought this was a good idea to follow suit, and banned it from their schoolyards as well. Christ, as I live and breath I hope that some of these whiney, sniveling little complain-a-holics they are creating grow up and sue their balls off for denying them the right to a childhood.

"It causes a lot of conflict on the playground," said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus School.

Oh does it now Cindy? What about teaching them problem solving skills? What about teaching them to stand up for themselves? What about teaching them to have a backbone and if they are not into playing…*JUST DON”T CHASE ANYBODY!!!!!* …Jesus fucking Christ…the game of tag doesn’t work very well if the person who is “IT” isn’t chasing anyone…then its just a bunch of kids running away from a fatso who is standing still. Personally I hope that Cindy Ferson becomes a victim in the next Colorado school shooting, because it’s over officious assholes like her that cause the state of dysfunction that creates little gun toting monster’s who can’t cope with society.

That’s right, America’s Elementary School Administrators…let's all be so petrified to teach our kids to have a backbone, that we raise a nation of lawyers, and apron wearing Sissy Mary’s… Our enemies are teaching their elementary school children to shoot guns…and we are teaching ours to whine like their butt plugs fell out. We suck.

We have all been “IT” in our lifetime…being “IT” in the playground helps prepare us for when we are “IT” " as adults in real life. If we don’t want “IT” to mean that our crybaby brats will all grow up to get their ass kicked, then we better let allow them the privilege of taking a few lumps and learning to deal with being “IT” when they are kids. Have any of these fucking geniuses ever thought about the long-term effects of not ever being “IT”? Do any of these politically correct, self serving bureaucrats even give a damn?…Or are they just trying to make their own jobs easier rather than do what they are hired to do…Educate our children?

“Oh…little Johnny is chasing little Billy around the schoolyard against his will, and his little feelings are being hurt” Are they little Billy?…how about you toughen up you fat little bastard, and stop wiping the snot off your chubby little face with your sleeve…its disgusting. Stop being such a wuss and learn to problem solve…one day you’ll have to stand up for yourself and ask for a raise, pay your mortgage, or deal with a drunk. Fat little Billy better learn to start saying “Yes Dear, Anything you say Dear” right now, because he’s destined for a lifetime of cleaning dishes, changing diapers, and never watching sports.

If you want to wreck a kid’s self-esteem…teach him or her that they don’t have the capability to handle things on their own, and that they have to be dependant on politically correct asshats who will protect them whenever they get their feelings hurt…and when these annoying children grow up to be annoying adults…we’ll all have to deal with them. Hell, maybe this is the new breeding ground for Congress.