Zig Ziglar

What a sensational jerk-off this guy is. I guess he didn’t have much of a choice with a birth name like Hillary (no shit, that’s really his name). This pompous egomaniac gets huge sums of money, often from corporations so he can inspire and motivate people to perform better in the workplace, and to help them attain new heights in their personal lives. He seems to do this by talking about himself a lot. He sure does have some terrific sound bites.

I had the displeasure of actually attending a seminar where this doleful wart on the ass of humanity was speaking. After reviewing his bio on http://www.zigziglar.com/ I could not find any mention of any sort of scientific degree. Maybe I wasn’t looking in the right places. So I found it interesting that he would chose a public forum to denounce Darwinism and close his 45 minute schpiel with a born-again Christian rant on (un)intelligent design, and of course his main man Jesus.

Now understand that I have nothing against anyone’s beliefs, if this knucklehaed wants to give Jesus credit for his success that is fine and freakin’ dandy with me. But here is the problem… If I wanted to attend a religious function, I would have gone to church, or to a tent in Mobile Alabama. There were people of all different religious backgrounds in the Continental Airlines Arena in New Jersey to hear motivational speakers, and this dolt decided to alienate every non-Christian in the building. What were you trying to say Zig? That if they are a Jew, a Muslim, a Buddhist, or any other religion that doesn’t coincide with yours the message they paid a shitload of money to hear doesn’t apply to them?

If I were a corporate honcho and I wrote a check large enough to send a kid to college so my management team could listen to this delusional dumb-ass spout the obvious and disaffect half of my team, I would go freaking bananas. From the minute this born-again capitalist starts to speak, he is trying to impress you about how wonderful he is even though he supposed to addressing you, the listener for your benefit. He is using Jesus to sell himself… And here is the best part…he has warehouses of things to sell you to help turn your life around. What a Christian act that is. I doubt if Jesus were around today he would be making seven figures by selling the word of God.

It is my understanding that Zig speaks with God, and that the big fella talks back to him with words of wisdom that he in turn charges money to impart to the rest of us. That is another thing that I doubt about his honesty because *I* was speaking with God just this morning, and he kept rattling on about what a contemptable asshole Zig Ziglar is. I beg all of you... go to this flatulating fool's website. Check him out. Click here to see for yourself.