The Praise Rains Down
on Richard Woods
from the Nation's Literati.

WHAT THE CRITICS SAY………



“Brilliant, insightful, and incredibly truthful. This book seems to have captured the thoughts of many people and put them into words. Every young woman should aspire to lose her virginity to Richard Woods”
Richard Woods


“Richard who? Sorry, never heard of him”
Some person answering the phones at The New York Times


“You wrote a book? A real book? You? You have to be kidding me.”
Frank Woods (Richard’s Dad)


“Yes, I am sure it’s a very nice book, why don’t you visit more often?”
Angela (Richard’s Mom)


“Buy the book, he needs the money”
Jimmy “the shark” (Richard’s bookie)


“Finally someone has said what needs to be said. This is what I want told to the world, bless you Richard.”
Homeless guy claiming to be God on W. 53rd st.