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           The best tailgate party we have ever been to was for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Tour at PNC ArtCenter in NJ. Just like the show we went to a couple of months prior at Jones Beach...
           this was a friggin' blast. The O&A crowd are fucking psychopaths...we love hanging out with these lunatics. There isn't a group on Earth who we'd rather be doing something like this with...We ate,
           drank and partied all day, starting at about noon...and went in to see an awesome comedy show at night...although the line-up was very similar to the Jones Beach show.....Bob Kelly, Rich Vos,
           Patrice O'Neal, Bob Saget, Louis CK, Otto & George, and our favorite comic on the planet...lil' Jimmy Norton....the biggest change was that we were finally going to get to see Lewis Black live.
           The hilarity was of epic proportions...and speaking of proportions....

                  

                                                                                        

                                                               The crowd gathers so we can caravan there together.                                  In the A.M. ...before the debauchery.

                                                                                         

                                                                                               

                                                                                                    We adore HTG                                             Could I get any fucking fatter?

                                                                                

                                                                   Pat from Moonachie and hot dogs.               Jane with the sexy lil' RedRum                   ....and with our pal MotherShucker

                                                                                Perfect Together.

 

                                                                                                          

                                                                                         The table O' condiments.                                             3 time felon chat room meeting

                                                                                                               
                                                                                                 Jane did a cruise around the parking lot              Me and the beautiful Nora, who has the cleanest

                                                                                                  with Sonny Farelli.                                             house on paltalk.

                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                       QTie taking a rest                                           Me and my goomba.....Das Caveman

                                                                                                                                                                              Fucking mental case...this guy is the best.

                                                                                                           

                                                                                         Jane with the internet celebrity Flea.                                    It was so hot, Jane had to keep

                                                                                       I love this kid, and yet I want to strangle him to death.           wetting her hair.

                                                                                         

                                                                                      Jane was a tad smitten                                          Just what you need on a 102 degree and humid as hell day.

                                                                            

                                                                Am I a lot of man...or what?                                                            Jane & Melinda....what a doll.

                                                                         

                                                         Bob Saget & Lewis Black                                      Rich Vos and his midget hands                 Otto & George...this act will make

                                                                                                                                                                                                 you have nightmares.

                      

 

                                                                                      

                                                                                   lil' Jimmy Norton...the best.                     Bob Kelly reviewing the new Jenny Craig diet plan.

                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                               Those are some funny motherfuckers on that stage.

                                                                                                                                Many of whom should have their cholesterol checked.

 

 

           Jane & me hit the Lifestyles West Convention in Vegas. I got a gig as one of the breakout speakers there, and the turnout was awesome. Besides one French twat who I wanted to strangle, the 
           audience  was really really cool...and I got to sell a few books. I could get used to this traveling around the country and speaking for a living thing.The convention was a blast, as most of our posse
           made it out there... We *did* miss our best buddies Scott & June who were 3 months away from having their first baby...so like all good friends would...we constantly called to remind them of all
           the fun they were missing. It was a great week, but we wish they could have been there.

 

                                                                                                     

                                                                                            In the Mandalay Bay, heading to                                  Tube top.....yup.

                                                                                              Rum Jungle for some gluttony.

 

                                                                                                                        Me & Dr. Steve Mason...good pal. Great guy.

 

                                                                 

                                                           Doing my seminar thing....  The world       People were dying to know if I would              Action photo: me signing a book.

                                                           needs to know what a self-important        be willing to fight Dr. Phil in a steel cage.         Keeps you on the edge of your seat, huh?

                                                           ass I am                                                 ...of course I would

                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                         I should send this dress to the Smithsonian         Not to be a mushy douche...but I am madly in love.

             

                              

     
      

             
                   

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see boobs and lose their minds... Jane really knows how to work a crowd.

 

                                                                                      

                                                                                    barely coherent                                                            No matter how hard I try...I just look like a dork

      

                                                                        

                                                                   This was either a showgirl, or an                                    Too serious...right?                                  ...  totally Vegas'ed out

                                                                    Albino Apache.

       

                                                                                                              Jane in her swim wear............................and me, her moronic husband.

                                                                                                                see what I mean??

 

                                                                                                                         I don't think I will ever understand how this talentless twat makes a living.

 

                                                                                                   

                                                                                              The Venetian is amazing.                                                Gee...at another bar...go figure.

 

                                                                               

                                                                             Somewhere there is a fat chick at a buffet with an utter lack of restraint who will most certainy contemplate suicide. I hope she succeeds.         

 

                                                                                                   

                                                                                     Is  this jumpsuit working or what?                           rough & tumble gear                 End of the night...heels had to come off.

                
                                                                     

                                                                     Our favorite place to drink....ever...the Carnival Bar right next to Harrahs           Me & one of the guys from Wonderboogie

                                 

                                                                                                                

                                                                                                       They picked the wrong girl to do an                     Insane bartenders....                           

                                                                                                        unlimited shot with

 

                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                            Does this look a great place to get hammered or what?

 

 

                                                 We also hit the Star trek thing at the Vegas Hilton. OK...I am a geek...but I love this shit.

                                          

                                         Jane with a Ferengie stripper                          Klingon chicks dig Jane                                 Faggot.                          

 

 

                                                   

                                        Maybe we should rush home to play                        I *have* to get Jane into one of those             I wanted to bang that blue chick

                                          Dungeons and Dragons....ugh.                                Trekie uniforms. Nerd chicks are hot                          something awful.

 

 

                                               

                                        Assholes on the Dr. Phil messageboards                        I am hateable.                            Think I could tuck my shirt in?

                                    say that we can't possibly be a happy couple.                                                                     It looks like Jane is standing next
                                           Yeah...we are miserable together.                                                                                 to the bus boy.


                                                                                                   

                                                                                         She doesn't even have to try...........unless she has to compensate for an egomaniac with a 30" inseam.