For over a year the NJ lifestyles scene was anxiously awaiting the return of Toga Joe. We were no different. Joe’s parties were the first ones we ever went to, and the atmosphere there is one of the biggest reasons we were able to adapt to this lifestyle so easily.   Over the years we have made a shitload of great friends, and have had some amazingly good times, so when the year long hiatus was over, Jane and I were among the many who couldn’t wait to get back to one of his parties. Unfortunately we were out of town for his huge reunion party, but his next event… “Back to School” …wound up being a blast.

                                                    
                          1st beer of the night                                                      Jane in her girl scout outfit..Would you buy
                                                                                                                               cookies from this girl?      

                                                
                   Jane in a bikini top? with our boy Toga Joe.                                 You can always tell a good party because you
                                                                                                                               feel like crap the morning after.

    
I'll admit that I am a wanna be nerd. Recently I have gotten back into reading comic books, and I have always gotten a kick out of Sci-Fi and classic cult films. O.K….go fuck yourself, I like this stuff. So Jane and I took my pal Brian (he’s in his early 20’s and Jane thinks he’s cute as hell) and we hit a comic convention across from Madison Square Garden to check out what geeks do for fun, and I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t having a good time. Of course it always helps if you stop at a strip club and have a few before you walk through the doors, but how else can you get the laughs at the expense of has-beens like Joyce DeWitt, Barbara Bach (who didn’t age well) and the cast from “The Warriors”??… Television G-O-D Adam West was there (lose the beret Adam), as well as one of my all time favorite character actors Malachi Throne… I got a great Frank Zappa poster for $5, and
Jane and Brian were able to laugh openly at me all night.

                                                                             Jane & Me in front of nerd central.

                              Bored stiff.                                                                   Isn't there a Ranger game tonight?  

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                                                 Us and underground TV legend Malachi Throne...How many times in your
                                                                      life do you get to meet a guy named Malachi?

                         Jane on 7th Avenue.Happy to be leaving.                                 Can't wait for the computer show.

Jane and I met a lot of great people at the Exotic Erotic Ball in NYC, and I was invited out to San Francisco to speak at the EE Ball West. The truth is, the NYC version was more of an experiment, the real Ball is the SF event held annually at the Cow Palace. San Francisco is a great town, and the Ball is a reflection of the zeal for life the people there have… which is to say they are all fucking nuts (but in a good way). We had a booth selling books and UnLEARN! T-shirts at the Expo, and Jane manned the store while I was up on stage. I like to think that I converted a few Vanillas while I was up there, and we sold more than a few books. This one one seriously HUGE and extremely sexy party… filled with porn stars, swingers, BDSM and Vanilla folks …and the chicks in the “Human Petting Zoo” we really freaking hot. We only had two days to bum around ‘Frisco after the party, so we are definitely up for exploring the town more on our trip back.

              Gee... I wonder why we sold so many books.                                Try as I might..I am still not cool.

                              We lived in this booth for 2 days.                                   Jane just loved this little Asian boy.

                                                                         Me and my brother from another mother.