Richard Woods showers golden accolades on the
well-deserving.

   
 
   

Before we begin, allow me to explain this feature… From what I understand, it is against the law for me to publicly state that someone is full of shit even though I believe in my heart of hearts that they are blatantly deceitful. There are people who make extremely lucrative livings bullshitting vulnerable people. I would spit my last breath at people who I perceive to be this type of lowlife. These scumbags would be prime candidates for this section, and even though I am not allowed to refer to any of them as two-faced, lying cocksuckers…
the first amendment does grant me the right to call them the Douche of the Month.
So without further ado, I give you…

 

Douche of the Month

  

Sylvia Browne

Can people really be this stupid?

Didn’t our species land a man on the moon, and split the atom? Don’t we have opposable thumbs? Holy crap on a graham cracker …I never stop being amazed at how gullible some folks are. But just because there are a lot of mentally deficient humans out there, it doesn’t give anyone the right to prey on their emotions so they can more easily separate them from their money.

Speaking of horrible, morally bankrupt human beings…. allow me to introduce you to alleged “psychic”…or as I like to call her…Jabba the Cunt, Sylvia Browne. Make no mistake; this repulsive parasite is as clairvoyant as she is attractive.

Preying on the bereaved, this awful twat uses an old parlor trick called “cold reading” to make money at the expense of grieving people, many of whom have lost someone close to them and are desperate for closure. Are they dumb for seeking her advice? Sure they are. But just because you walk through a bad part of town doesn’t give some hoodlum the right to mug you. Sylvia fucking Browne is a thug of the worst sort. Here are a couple of examples of what an abhorrent, disgusting human being she is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRc4LkBRjIc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jF-d2pE9Ls&feature=related

As a regular on the Montell Williams show Browne has a national stage to bullshit those who need to be relieved of their pain, not their paycheck. By the way Montell, by giving this fraudulent bitch time on your show, you are as guilty as she is. In fact, you are either as stupid as those she bamboozles, or as dishonest as Browne herself. Neither quality is very admirable. Didn’t it raise a red flag with Williams that in 1992 Browne was convicted of grand theft and investment fraud? Apparently she wasn’t psychic enough to predict her own conviction. You can lose a limb to diabetes too, you bald headed phony. But back to this horrible bitch…. Here’s an example of what I am talking about:

Grieving, and all-too-trusting parents Pam & Craig Hornbeck sought this nauseating con artist to hear her “psychic vision” on the Montell show. They needed help to find out about their missing son Shawn.  Browne told the Hornbecks that their son was dead. His body, she said, would be found in a wooded area near two large boulders. Furthermore, according to Browne, the child was kidnapped by a very tall, “dark-skinned man, he wasn’t Black, more like Hispanic,” who wore dreadlocks. Here is a video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKX5yB-H2tI&feature=related

Good guess Sylvia…chances are the kid was probably dead…and making the kidnapper a minority is an easier sell, right? But unfortunately for Browne, and other bigots everywhere, this boy was not only found alive, but the scumbag who abducted him was a white guy. Could she have been any more wrong? But this isn’t even the worst part of this… Up until the time that authorities found young Shawn Hornbeck… Browne wanted money from the Hornbecks to continue the discussion. They should have smashed Browne’s misshapen skull in and buried her between two boulders.

Understand that this is an evil, reprehensible woman. Not enough bad tings can happen to Sylvia Browne…although surving a chemical fire and falling into a vat of vinegar would be a nice place to start.