Before we begin, allow me to explain this feature. From what I understand, it is against the law for me to publicly state that someone is full of shit even though I believe in my heart of hearts that they are blatantly deceitful. There are people who make extremely lucrative livings bullshitting vulnerable people. I would spit my last breath at people who I perceive to be this type of lowlife. These scumbags would be prime candidates for this section, and even though I am not allowed to refer to any of them as two-faced, lying cocksuckers, the first amendment does grant me the right to call them the Douche of the Month. So without further ado, I give you . . .

Douche of the Month
Elizabeth Hasselbeck

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Mancow

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Creflo Dollar

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Jack Mclellan