The Wit and Wisdom of
Richard Woods

Richard Wood’s QUOTABLES…

“The most Christian people I know are all Atheists”

“Monogamy as a rule just doesn’t work. It’s not the way people are made.”

“The highest compliment you can pay a woman is to call her a slut”

“Marriage should not be viewed as a life sentence”

“Vanilla people find what doesn’t work, and they stick with it. If it wasn’t so sad it would be laughable.”

“I am sure God wants you to be sexually frustrated, unhappy and repressed. Oh yeah, that sounds right.”

“Vanilla marriage is like you are on ship heading straight for an iceberg. But don’t worry, the love boat can’t be sunk.”

“It is amazing how many people believe in science when it can save their lives, and then denounce it when it comes to intelligent design”

“Your beliefs are fine. It’s the guys with the other religions that are nuts. Right.”

“Vanilla people don’t suck. Judgmental Vanilla people suck.”

“Evangelists are like drug dealers. They just take advantage of a different addiction.”

“God speaks to me all the time. Every time I get a blowjob I believe it’s his way of telling me that he thinks I am just terrific.”

“The world needs more James Brown.”

“At the center of this country's moral decay is the illusion of its perceived morality”